Reblog if I can anonymously leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.


rizzlesissecretelycanon:

ambria-love:

lets-get-her-done:

sixsaltysweets:

kinkycoupleofnerds:

strangelingg:

If you can’t post it, I win.

If your ask is not up, or you have no anon box, you will not get a message.

Do it, make my day.

My inbox is feeling needy today

I am curious.

Mmmm, I dare you.

Lol, do it

Oh my gosh. Please do it guys. It’ll be the high light of my week

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# Anonymous asked:
Do I bring you a calendar of men of Maui or women of Maui or both?

You little shit. I know who you are.

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do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

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soonvietunion:

If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.

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2/30 Chris Evans Pics

2/30 Chris Evans Pics

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heartshapedboxofpinsandwires:

intergalacticju:

agnesnutter:

treesong:

kyohu:

SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT


THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT

I HAVE QUESTIONS.

#HOW DOES THAT LADY NOT SUSPECT A THING THOUGH #octodad sure is doing his thing right js

THIS GAME WAS MADE FOR ME

OCTO-DAD, DADLIEST CATCH.

truth.

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Star Trek Gag Reel

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werewolf-bar-mitzvah-spookyscary: african-speed: werewolf-bar-mitzvah-spookyscary: african-speed: valle-girl018: I feel like that camel on that one geico commercial Just realized that i spelt wednesday wrong. Goes to show that i cant multitask. Is this really what happens when I’m gone for a week and a half? I shouldn’t be too surprised cause Jordan you can’t leave me and Leslie alone anywhere for more than.. Well you can’t leave us alone ever. Or we’ll break something. It’s hard being a single parent Happy Father’s Day What the Fuck you guys.

werewolf-bar-mitzvah-spookyscary:

african-speed:

werewolf-bar-mitzvah-spookyscary:

african-speed:

valle-girl018:

I feel like that camel on that one geico commercial

Just realized that i spelt wednesday wrong. Goes to show that i cant multitask.

Is this really what happens when I’m gone for a week and a half? I shouldn’t be too surprised cause Jordan you can’t leave me and Leslie alone anywhere for more than.. Well you can’t leave us alone ever. Or we’ll break something.

It’s hard being a single parent

Happy Father’s Day

What the Fuck you guys.

heysweedey:

#jane’s face and voice in this last part here will always be hilarious to me

what he said ^  seriously though, I die a little the little death every time that gif loops.

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skellagirl:

sorry:

Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.

#mordin is that you

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psilentasincjelli:

buzzfeed:

You could say these cakes are pretty… magical. 

“I’ll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me

please find one”

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