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rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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martinfuckman:

when my parents say racist/homophobic/sexist things i just nod quietly until they are done and then say:

"well that’s alright because your bigoted generation will all be dead soon"

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frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

(Source: frankiemarx420)

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(Source: bringhomestrays)

kandice31:

foreverglfan:

I will never not reblog this. 

Still funny.

kandice31:

foreverglfan:

I will never not reblog this. 

Still funny.

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros)

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(Source: taniavitela)

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bookoisseur:

laurenentropy:

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

This is so important.  Know your elements before getting tatted.  And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.

tattoos are hot.

(Source: 1337tattoos)

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joeyjoe69:

what parents probably think school is like

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sluttyoliveoil:

i see you still look like a fifteen year old girl but not hot

sluttyoliveoil:

i see you still look like a fifteen year old girl but not hot

(Source: sailorgoons)