super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(Source: uncooler)

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loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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(Source: moriarty)

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thewinchestercave:

I got nine lives
Cat’s eyes
Usin’ every one of them and runnin’ wild

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werewolf-bar-mitzvah-spookyscary:

So I ordered this last week and I’m super glad that it came today and I opened it and my dad looks at it and goes “who’s that” and I’m like “ugh are you fucking serious we went over this” and so he reads the inside cover and rolls his eyes and I’m like what how dare I find a good female roll model in this land of disgusting white men and he goes why do you want to read about this lady living in a trailer park with a baby as a teen that’s not a good roll model and I’m like wow cause obviously she’s not grown since or anything judgy mcjugerson she graduated Harvard fucking law school you ass so he rolls his eyes and walks away so I yelled “IMMA READ THIS SHIT OUT LOUD WE COULD USE SOME FUCKIN FEMINISM UP IN HERE WHITE MAN”

werewolf-bar-mitzvah-spookyscary:

So I ordered this last week and I’m super glad that it came today and I opened it and my dad looks at it and goes “who’s that” and I’m like “ugh are you fucking serious we went over this” and so he reads the inside cover and rolls his eyes and I’m like what how dare I find a good female roll model in this land of disgusting white men and he goes why do you want to read about this lady living in a trailer park with a baby as a teen that’s not a good roll model and I’m like wow cause obviously she’s not grown since or anything judgy mcjugerson she graduated Harvard fucking law school you ass so he rolls his eyes and walks away so I yelled “IMMA READ THIS SHIT OUT LOUD WE COULD USE SOME FUCKIN FEMINISM UP IN HERE WHITE MAN”

  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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gender-ception:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

isnt there supposed to be a downside to these

gender-ception:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

isnt there supposed to be a downside to these

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

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werewolf-bar-mitzvah-spookyscary:

I told my dad that over the summer we’re taking a women’s studies class at community college. I was only half kidding.

ERIN DOOOOOOOOO IT

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ethankwolfe:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.

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yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(Source: boynivkiminvj)

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minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried