morningstararcana: >Casually have dream sex. >Wake up in the middle of it. WHY.
changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100%...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan christmas is illegal the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread post limit is 1 post per day selfies are banned you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely baldness is illegal
apatheticghost: REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ITS NICE YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON BEING MEAN IS MEAN THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
lynzave: If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
nahshaw: I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago
teacher: did you do your homework
me: *flexes muscles*
teacher: *flexes muscles*
whole class: *flexes muscles*
whole school: *flexes muscles*
Obama: *flexes muscles*
Dr. Phil: *flexes muscles*
Jesus: *flexes muscles*
homurica: urbancatfitters: no no no no no no no no no no no no no the circle of life
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
brandonprustitute: moonlight-loveliness: REBLOG THIS AND ILL DRAW A PICTURE BASED ON YOUR URL SERIOUSLY damn i’d really enjoy seeing that
destielmybeatingheart: irisisabell: humanofthefallencastiel: goldenwingsofgabriel: WHEN THIS GUY: IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY: ALSO WHEN THIS GUY: IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY: THAN WE HAVE THIS GUY ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY
caramelcorpse: I SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RIPS OFF SHIRT VIOLENTLY AND RUNS SCREAMING DOWN THE STREETS*
whoreisawhoreisawinchester: iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
nepeta-walks-into-a-club: we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just
itlooksquestionabletome: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr.
shotgunfishing: do she got a booty she DOOOO
voluspizzaguy: [garrus voice] oh crap
Reblog if you have boobs
love-the-thunderstorm: bestdayev-r: piercethesirens-in-onedirection: dancingontip-toes: modelmis-behavior: love-lives-to-hurt: mistize: one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs. Hahahahaha I don’t care if this doesn’t go with my blog I’m not taking the chance I barely got boobs as it is I’m not tryna lose...
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
orlandobloomers: aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden: davegrohlgetinmybed: theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar a girl playing guitar a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock