changes being made since yahoo but tumblr (100% true):


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

  • blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
  • on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
  • christmas is illegal
  • the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
  • post limit is 1 post per day
  • selfies are banned
  • you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
  • baldness is illegal

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apatheticghost:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE

  • IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
  • IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
  • ITS NICE
  • YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
  • BEING MEAN IS MEAN
  • THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
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eternell: iwassoalonecastiel: timelord-and-fishcustard: The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour. GET ON MY BLOG OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

eternell:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

manikun: morningstararcana: manikun: Ahhh Blazing Saddles omigosh this movie. Rika we should watch it together some time. =3

manikun:

morningstararcana:

manikun:

Ahhh Blazing Saddles

omigosh this movie.

Rika we should watch it together some time. =3

(Source: besthunters)

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togetsomesleep: sexweb: i don’t get str8 men HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.

togetsomesleep:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.

(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)

(Source: sonofbigbootymom)

(Source: prettygirlfood)

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

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lynzave:

If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful

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nahshaw:

I’m so glad people breathe automatically bc if I had to remember to breathe every second I would’ve probably gotten too lazy to do it and died from it a long time ago

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  • teacher: did you do your homework
  • me: *flexes muscles*
  • teacher: *flexes muscles*
  • whole class: *flexes muscles*
  • whole school: *flexes muscles*
  • Obama: *flexes muscles*
  • Dr. Phil: *flexes muscles*
  • Jesus: *flexes muscles*
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anywherebuttheelectricchair: fandomblogger: memewhore: So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head… THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR this is what your getting yahoo. this is what your getting.

anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what your getting yahoo. 
this is what your getting.

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